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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Diesel Jeans Jacke Modell 2011

Denim jacket that once an incredible fashion clothes for me was really special , and is now with the trend still yükselsede denim , denim jackets reach the old atmosphere .

Diesel 2011 collections are also very stylish denim jacket models There are , although very high prices , this stylish denim jacket , and Diesel models miss the lovers .

TMI Thursday: Not-So-Sweet Nothings

Wow, it has been ages since I've dipped a toe into TMI territory!  I'm not sure why I feel inclined to go there today, but I do feel the need to talk about S-E-X and share a few of the moments that still make me cringe to this day.  Why?  Because why the hell not, that's why.  You love it.

Anyway, today's topic is unsexy things that have been said to you while in the throes of passion.  As always, I'll go first, and then I'd love to hear about some of yours in the comment section!

When I think about the most unsexy thing that anyone has ever said to me, I'm instantly transported back in time to October of my freshman year of college.  My HS boyfriend, who went to a different school 9 hours away, was visiting me for the first time since we'd parted ways at the end of August.  I'd gone to great lengths to get my roommate out of the room for the night, had visited Victoria's Secret for a silky lil' number to surprise him with, and had stocked up on some of his favorite snacks.  It was late Friday night when he arrived and we quickly fell into bed and got it on.  After, as I pondered whether Woolite would take stains out of silk we lay tangled on my twin bed under a wall-sized poster of the nearly-naked Red Hot Chili Peppers, we chatted about our new lives at our respective schools.

It was during this lazy, breezy talk that he slipped up and dropped a game changer:

HE CALLED ME "LISA."

I don't know if you've noticed, but that's not my name.  "Who the fuck is Lisa?" I demanded.  He stuttered and stammered and insisted that she was just a friend.  I fled the room and cried in the bathroom.  We eventually made up and finished out the weekend, but it nagged at me.  Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag.  Who is Lisa?  Why was he thinking of her while we were naked?  WTF?

We made it though the rest of the school year and then he broke up with me the second we got home for summer break after admitting that he had plans to go see Lisa that summer.  Yadda yadda yadda, now they're married with a couple of kids.  It's no biggie - we've both moved on and are even FB friends, and every now and then he pops by the OOBH.  Wouldn't surprise me if he was reading this right now.


No hard feelings.  It was a teaching moment for La Bev, and trust me when I tell you that I am SO GLAD that I didn't have a steady boyfriend for the next couple of years because I would have missed out on a lot of good times and new... experiences. *WINK*  So yes, the worst of my "Not-So-Sweet Nothings" said in bed is simply, "Lisa."

The second still makes me laugh when I think of it.  Quite simply, once upon a time I was showering with a new boyfriend.  He was washing my back and derriere and I was starting to get a little turned on when he suddenly blurted out, "Have you had this mole checked out?"

No, not that kind of mole.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's a good thing he was cute & I loved him!  I've killed men for less.*


So, there you have it, now it's your turn!  I'm turning the mic over to you and asking:



What's the most unsexy thing someone has ever said to you before/during/after sexy times?

*By "killed" I mean "spanked."

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Refrigeration

The very wise and considered people in our local council have decided that our extension plans need to change AGAIN.  We are back to having to make the extension look as if it is seperate to the original house Arghhhhhhhh! 
The bigggest impact this has for us doesn't seem that bad on paper but in reality it is a pain in the arse.  Our fridge has nowhere to go!

Our beautiful kitchen now does not work.  Who would have thought that one fridge could ruin the design of an entire extension.

Sooo today I am on the hunt for fridge alternatives.  Maybe a slimmer fridge will help - maybe an under the counter fridge - maybe a seperate freezer in the pantry....
Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.





Street Style London 2011

Street fashion in our corner of the good lady, attached to the lens of the streets of London. In Europe alone the weather was very cool to wear t-shrit think it is not so hot in the summer months means that photos were taken.

Street fashion and those who care;

  • In fact, has nothing much to talk in this square, striped short-sleeved cotton bed :) I think the boyfriend as a high specific trouser jean.

Wordless Wednesday: Random Funnies

Just a few pics that I found on FunPics to (hopefully) make you smile.
Mmm, pie.

I'm so doing this.

Seriously.  Look at it.


I've gotta get me some o' dat.

Tell me about your Mother (should I trust the government?)

Happy Hump Day!
XOXO

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Clemence Poesy

My new style icon perhaps?




Models 2011 lacoste Women's Cardigan

Fashion trends of the market in 2010 when we were betting with an incidence of cardigan. One of the most famous name in 2010 from a different sweater patterns photographed by the magazine was already famous for the attention of developers gösteriği products is the trend, of course.

Fashion trends of 2011 provided for the care of our collection of brands are doing; aşağdıa stylish sweater patterns that you see the new season collections from Lacoste.

Cardigans for 2011 season still promises to be quite trendy, I'm like their model by selecting some lacoste cardigan I moved here, you have approximately 30 models.

Lacoste sweaters 2011 model prices, varies between $ 135 and $ 185.

From the Vault: Black Sheep Edition

Recently I came across a few dusty old boxes of pictures and clippings that made me smile, so I thought it might be time to open the Vault again here on the OOBH. In this edition of From the Vault you'll probably end up asking "How the hell did La Bev come from such a nice, conservative family and become the pervy humor-monger that she is today?"

Well, my peeps, your guess is truly as good as mine, but I don't analyze it too much -- I sleep better that way.

This is a December 1971 edition of Life Magazine.



Featuring a my great-grandfather and my cousin -- holla for Scotland!



My grandmother and great-aunt both worked for Time Life in NYC, so I suppose that had something to do with how my great-grandfather and my cousin Mike were selected for this article. Together they represented Scotland in an article about immigrants and their American-born offspring. As you can tell if you read the article, my great grandparents were devout Covenanters from Scotland who worked hard, prayed hard, and exercised every day of their lives.

Something you probably don't know about the Bev -- I come from a very religious family. On my mom's side many of our relatives don't believe in drinking or dancing; they also sing in 3-part harmony at family gatherings, attend & teach at religious colleges, and go to foreign countries on missions from God. A few of them are scholars and published authors with multiple Ph.D.s, all in religious studies. Needless to say, all of our family functions involve tea, panty hose, and awkward conversations.

And then there's me, the picture of class, good taste, and constraint. ------->

*SNORT* I don't even go to church and frankly, I consider myself to be more spiritual than religious. It goes without saying that I like to get my party on and show off my killer dance moves every chance I get. If it weren't for the family resemblance and for the fact that my sister shares my ribald sense of humor, I'd think I was switched at birth!

So yeah, it's probably a good thing if Great-Granddad is busy playing golf with Ghandi in the after life and not checking in on his sweet great-granddaughter.

How about you guys -- do you come by who you are honestly, or are you a bit of a black sheep too?

Monday, September 27, 2010

Female Models 2011 lacoste sweater

Female Models 2011 lacoste sweater

For gentlemen who appreciate elegance in 2011 Lacoste collections are very stylish sweater patterns. Diamond design sweaters, flat model, colored sweater, bicycle models and V-neck sweaters Lacoste sweater collar 2011 also awaits collection.

Lacoste new season with this stylish sweater can be found within the model of the price of the model according to your preferences, ranges between $ 160 and $ 175.

Monday Fun: Who's on your Ugly But Sexy List?

Hey, all! It's one of those gray, rainy days when I wish I could be home in pj bottoms with a blanket and a good book. Stupid work - always getting in the way of my dreams of doing nothing!

The weekend was great, but I could use another day to recover. On Friday I went out with my friend Megan to a group psychic reading, which was really interesting even though she and I were the only two people in the room who didn't get a reading.  It was still a cool experience, especially the part where she did a brief hypnosis session and I felt like I was tripping.

Anyone ever been hypnotized? It wasn't what I was expecting, that's for sure. I felt fully cognizant the whole time, but my body felt like it was made of lead and my head was clear but somehow felt like it was on another plain of consciousness. I know what drugs feel like (shhh!), and this felt very much like someone had drugged me. It was weird, but kind of cool! The mind is a powerful thing, that's for sure.

After the session Meg and I met up with Mala for a drinky-poo, but we were all kind of worn-out so it wasn't a big night on the town. Over our cocktails we did start talking about something that I knew would make a great blog post, so I quickly started jotting things down so I wouldn't forget them. Of course, as I sat down to write this post I realized that my handy-dandy list is at home on the kitchen table, so let's see how Bev's memory is, shall we?

Discussion Topic Du Jour: What celebrity do you find ugly but also oddly sexy? Here's who we came up with:





Anjelica Huston
My husband thinks she's hot, and I can't imagine why.









Javier Bardem
How can he be sexy with that mug?  IDK, but he IS.











 Uma Thurman
 Sometimes she looks amazing.  Most of the time, notsomuch.








Owen Wilson
 Only a man could get away with that nose in Hollywood.



 



Kirstin Dunst
Snaggletooth.





 




Mick Jagger
 Fugly, but undeniably sexy.



  





Sandra Bernhard
Even Playboy thought she was sexy enough for the cover.







Adrian Brody
 Seriously, look at him!






 
Fergie Ferg
See Also: Face, Butter

 




Benicio Del Toro
 It must be the accent.




 




Maggie Gyllenhaal
Nobody has ever been such a sexy Secretary, but still....





Lady GAGA
Exhibit A:
Thoughts?  Who is on your "Kind of ugly but I'd still nail them like a loose floorboard" list?  Spill!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Fashion Trends 2011 Trends Bikers

Fashion trends 2011 new words are going to say. You also see the trend in the headline news for the motorist, in 2011 against fashion within our trrendleri çıkacar renamed starting point for what promises to be great product.

How the hell Trend diyipde please do not pass it, also a very important brand image that you see below in the biker theme, the location of products in 2011 gave the collection.

2011 fashion trends / Biker fashion: Key elements

  • Motorcycle jackets

  • Motorcycle pants

  • Motorcycle boots

  • Leather skirts Leather trousers are also encountered within the look-biker trend is.

Benetton 2011 Catalog

Louis Vuitton 2011 Male Koleksioyonu

Emilio Pucci Spring Summer 2011

Adidas Originals 2011 jeremy scott