I'm still thigh-deep in The Passage and I've decided that it's one of the most intense books I've ever read. It's like Stephen King's The Stand on steroids, and last night I found myself weeping as I read it because it's just too real; and the reality of what would happen to our world after a cataclysmic event is that we're all pretty much fucked. Usually when I'm really into a good book I have a hard time putting it down because I'm a little ADD about reading, but this one is different; I need to take breaks because it's just so emotionally-wrenching.
Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I do know why I've had a headache for days....
Anyway, let's have some OOBH Stew and forget our fears, shall we? Oh, except I've kind of got a whole horrific images theme going on today.... Oops.
Heard of The Human Centipede?
This movie is apparently one of the most gruesome horror flicks ever made, and I personally have no intention of seeing it. However, since it's making such a ruckus in the world of Pop Culture, I felt I should at least acknowledge that it exists. What better way to give it a nod than with humor? Here's Comedy Central's Daniel Tosh spoiling the movie rotten and somehow making the gore as funny as possible in the process.
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NOTE: I'm serious about the SPOILERS. He basically gives a summary of the whole plot, which is good for those of us who like to stay on top of stuff but don't want to scar our souls with this crap.
Dood, Alicia Keys got wicked fat.
Haha, just kidding! She's pregnant, yo, and still rocking a bikini. She looks pretty great. I don't even wear a bikini when I'm NOT knocked up, so more power to her!
Laurence Fishburn's daughter became a porn star.
Picture this guy as a chick. Now picture him naked, riding the disco stick.
Yup. Poor Morpheus.
His 18 year-old daughter Montana is fulfilling her lifelong ambition of becoming an adult film star.
Reach for the stars, Montana!
And after that, reach for your ankles. D'oh!
News Flash! Britney Spears is still a mess.
Here she is walking around L.A. yesterday, slurping on a milkshake and not wearing pants.
I can't say as I blame her because it's a well-documented fact that La Bev also hates pants.
Still. My eyes!
That's it for today. Tonight I'm staying up way past my bedtime to go see Inception with the Huz. I'm looking forward to it but had better start caffeinating if I want to make it past midnight in those comfy stadium seats!
Have a great weekend, all.
*MWAH*
