Daddy issues? Moi? I don't know what you're talking about. Shut up.
Here goes--actors I'd totally shag even though some of them are--how do I say this delicately? A bit long in the tooth.
Jeff Bridges, age 61
The dude abides |
Harrison Ford, age 68
I can even forgive him for both the earring and Calista Flockhart. The man was Han Solo AND Indiana Jones! |
Clint Eastwood, age 80 (!)
Okay, so I probably wouldn't do him because of the old-man smell, but the man's a legend... and I have a thing for cowboys. |
George Clooney, age 50
George is still young and still smokin' hot after all these years! Plus funny, smart, and a humanitarian. *swoon* |
Denzel Washington, age 56
This man does not age! |
Jerry Stiller, age 83
HAHA--GOT YA! |
Susan Sarandon, age 64
Mother-lover. |
Meryl Streep, age 61
Love her. |
Michelle Pfeiffer, age 52
She's still got it. |
Sigourney Weaver, age 61
This is how a natural beauty ages. |
Helen Mirren, age 65
She looks better in a bikini than I do. Bitch. |