Breaking News!

My boyfriend Robert Pattinson cut that greasy, stringy, totally disgusting (yet somehow still oddly dreamy) head of hair!







Um, yeah.
You're welcome.









*sigh*


Yes, I know that continually acknowledging my celeb-cyber-stalkery completely destroys any and all credibility that I may have had prior to making this post. I'm okay with that.

Carry on.